Things I Like on Earth (1987, 2007, 2017)
- Earth | Bound Alien
- May 9, 2017
- 3 min read

1987
Convertibles
Guided Meditation
Being in School Plays
Teachers
Sports
Boobs
Playing Soccer
Treehouses
Board Games
Video Games
Fishing with my Dad
Shopping with my Dad
Walking like a soccer player
sweatbands
reading
psychics
Getting an A+
science
the beach in Hawaii
Epcot Center
Kirk Cameron
weirdness
being a leader
helping others
Dr. Pepper
Ice Cream Sandwiches
Chipwiches
Milk
swimming
water in all forms
nature
camping
challenges
French
Haunted House rides
Nancy Drew Mysteries
Sweet Valley High
People older than me
writing
hugs
the sky
telescopes
the moon
poems
teachers' boobs
being physically strong
being tall
sledding
snow
apricot nectar
Dad's bbq
Mom's Tuna Noodle Casserole when she forgot the tuna
cool decor
black and white and red
jungles
Romancing the Stone
Jewel of the Nile
(okay probably just Kathleen Turner)
London
Ferris Wheels
Driving the moped
playing with RS
Star Wars
Yoda
tarantulas
critters
my audience
sliding down anything
climbing up anything
people who smiled at me
hearing "it will be alright"
Cuba
myself
anything outside
my dog's long "Wookie strings" on the end of his tail that swirled when he wagged it
deviled eggs
waterbeds
winning
Expressions of older people: "Foot" or "shoot-a-Monkey" or "Hill o beans"
My grandmother's sly smile
Adults who played with me
My music teachers
wild animals coming right up to me
cows
trees
rolling down grassy hills
William Wordsworth
Guy Fawkes Day
The Phantom Tollbooth
Words
Computers
Logo (Apple II)
Great sound systems
"Surround Me with Love" by Charly McClaine
slumber parties
Pink Panther movies on BetaMax
Mom's cakes
pushing my sister's forehead to hold her back from kicking me
complexity
pretend boxing
riding dirt bikes
jumping dirt bikes
jumping horses
jumping anything
going fast
jokes
dancing (non-ballroom)
swirling
anything I was good at
people
the mysterious
the smell of champagne
poker night
hills & mountains
the ocean
hammocks
tiki torches
casinos
luck
ESP
forests
ouija boards
jams
fluorescent clothes
rooting loudly for people or my teams
one-on-one conversations
protecting people
singing
Sedona
having a high IQ
trying new things
being kind a big deal
people who pay attention to the little things
2007
Little coffee shops with good chai
Gorgeous strong women who finally cry and then go forth and prosper
kind horses
love
flowers
My sister's essence
meaningful tattoos
Cool boats
Aircraft
Space
high-tech
Knowing
Believing
Standard Poodles
All Dogs
Planeta Chardonnay
teenagers' creativity
Mothers
Girl-Dads
Peace
Movement
Sedona (still)
empowering others
facilitating improvement
Rich colors in nature
figuring out european accents
speaking French
longboarding
Passion
Letting Go
Soul buddies
my friends
DF's laugh (so alive!)
ABPK's enthusiasm
The Equestrian Instructor's passion, drive, and voice
intuition
compassion
honoring strengths
understanding depths
free secure Wifi
Sunshine
Monsoons
Crazily close lightening strikes
Good tarot readings
Stars and my own constellations
Light
Energy
Indigo Girls and their lyrics
Harmonizing
Signs
Drives that feel like a country music video
Singing in the car
XM Radio
sensory fascination
Purple fine tipped pens
Lined paper–lots of loose leaf sheets of it
Long hair
Good art
crystals
deep
petroglyphs
exploration
curiosity
karyoke
comfy beds
silk blankets
Rachel Barnes-Art Historian
rap
soul music
gospel music
music outdoors
Grand Theft Auto 1 & 2
massages
making love in secluded outdoor places
The DaVinci Code Xbox (original)
freedom
road trips
naps
my inner voice
Aquarians
Scorpios
Ice Age (1)
Alladin
Robin Williams
Jim Carrey
the unknown
figuring stuff out
old Jeep Wagoneers/Chiefs
Silence
Magical Spots on the Earth
Vortexes
toe readings
children who remember being big once
Old Dogs, Children, & Watermelon Wine
slow dancing under the stars
decks
shenanigans
feeding dandelions to bearded dragons
feeding crickets to chameleons
hiking
meditating
feeling the rocks breathe
living on the edge
defying convention
doing things differently
the rise of the internet
photography
"Don't you write this down, remember this in your head, Don't take a picture, remember this in your heart, don't leave a message, talk to me face to face,"
Tina Turner
2017
kayaking in the ocean with dolphins
artistic beers
wild hair colors
Real Salt
The word "Saucy"
creativity
Big Bang Theory
metaphors
poetic justice
karma
snuggling
the "look" that says it all
being held
feeling important
generosity of spirit
Xena Warrior Princess & Friends
Renaissance Faires
poetry
ancient astronaut theories
Art History (better than real history at documenting humans)
William Blake's paradigm
CatDog
When I know my parents are with me in Spirit
Ancient Wisdom
learning
vulnerability
Strands of lights on patios at night
Sitting outside on magical nights and talking with someone amazing till 3AM
"I could go crazy on a night like tonight...where every thought's a possibility...and the voices are heard but nothing is seen"
FJ Cruisers
Green
Energy
healing
bird songs
kitten noises
woodpeckers laughing
the sound of waves rushing back out, chattering the pebbles on the shore
trains' mournful sounds
soft mourning dove cooing
the sigh of a blue heeler right before she falls asleep
when her voice changes to a higher pitch because she is in "I have guests" mode
my mom leaping into the room singing a Broadway show tune
when drag queens lip sync Patti LaBelle
Patti LaBelle
the excitement and almost impossibility of staring into her eyes
when Bob says "Hidey Ho Neighbor!"
The word "Ineffable"
42
Kate Blanchette (I mean OMG...)
when my dog and/or cat stands by my feet and won't move
Chakrams (no that is not a typo)
"Thank the gods"
the smell of tangerines
dew on grass
iridescence
Smurfette
Ewoks
Owls
Night
Sunshine
ice cold beer on a really hot day
organic foods
coconut products
all fruit smoothies
making love with our eyes only
trusting my intuition
"little baby ducks, old pickup trucks, slow movin' trains, and rain"
caring
World of Warcraft
People who just get me
Not giving up
Post-It's
great bumper stickers
gray and red
not matching
"Bring on the Wonder"
who my mom was
who my dad was
paring it down
waterfalls
simplifying
laptops
Apple Products
touchscreens
flowers
the smell of honeysuckle at midnight while riding the scooter
zephyrs
photoshop
computer coding
unusual musical instruments
drumming circles
didgeridoos
New Zealand
swings
the smell of bacon waking me up in the morning
coffee
hummingbirds
yellow
finding out something new about someone
ice
4 wheel driving in the snow
farms
quirks
quarks
the wisdom of children
purity
the sound of streams
mom and pop stores
craziness
cargo pants
tank tops
feeling skinny
non-conformists
observing
confounding differences
ommmm
students who care
drivers who use their turn signal
drivers who are actually paying attention
back roads
freshness
the female body
the feminine mind
a woman's heart
when I am scared and I do it anyways
rhubarb
being brave & wild with someone
the possibilities
I Take These Back
Kirk Cameron
Helping Others
Milk
Winning
Having a High IQ
Complexity
Naps
TOP 5 OF ALL TIME?
when I am scared and I do it anyways
Sitting outside on magical nights and talking with someone amazing till 3AM
Xena
vulnerability
nature
Honorable Mention for Thing I Think I Would Like Most if it Actually Happened
adventuring with and making love to a beautifully intellectual woman as I canNOT keep my mind off of her brilliance or my hands off of her body
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