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Memoirs: The 2 Humans Who Were Actually Onto Something...

  • Earth | Bound Alien
  • May 6, 2017
  • 2 min read

Yes, only 2. And their lives were cut short due to the ridiculous amount of lack of foresight in humanity.

If you ever wonder what you are missing, if you ever feel depressed, if you ever get mired in the complexity of life, stop. And Listen. Listen to your fellow humans (well, not all of them, just these two--and maybe read a little Virginia Woolf, for all issues except the one about feeling depressed, because likely you won't get much help from Virginia on that deal).

Steve Jobs. Think Different.

“That’s been one of my mantras — focus and simplicity. Simple can be harder than complex; you have to work hard to get your thinking clean to make it simple.”

Watch his keynotes. Learn his products. Read his philosophy. Do it quickly. And live by his system. This alone would save humanity.

Douglas Adams. 42.

"It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry 'I could have thought of that' is a very popular and misleading one, for the fact is that they didn't, and a very significant and revealing fact it is too."

Everything this man said was genius. Every word and every conglomeration of words. If you want to get better at being human (and/or wish to generously consider leveling-up humanity as a whole), read his words. All of them.

IMHO: His character of Colin the robot probe sans negativity chip was the culmination of his wisdom.

Ford: "What's been happening here?" he demanded.

Colin: "Oh just the nicest things, sir, just the nicest things. can I sit on your lap please?"

Ford: "Colin, I am going to abandon you to your fate."

Colin: "I'm so happy."

Ford: "It will be very, very nasty for you, and that's just too bad. Got it?"

Colin: "I gurgle with pleasure."

Solutions nearly always come from the direction you least expect, which means there’s no point trying to look in that direction because it won’t be coming from there.

And of course, always...ALWAYS know where your towel is.

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